This is where I put things I like in black boxes

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Thu, 31 May 2012 18:08:38 -0400

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

akapx:

Wed, 30 May 2012 14:44:01 -0400

akapx:

pitchfork: “Her Fantasy” is a roiling space-disco track...

Wed, 30 May 2012 12:12:37 -0400

pitchfork:

“Her Fantasy” is a roiling space-disco track from Matthew Dear’s forthcoming album Beams, due out August 28 via Ghostly International.

Would buy just for piano stairs.

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:40:00 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

Would buy just for piano stairs.

grrrljuice said: Thank you for nearly making me choke on my pizza. I’m not sure how I...

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:23:27 -0400

grrrljuice said: Thank you for nearly making me choke on my pizza.

I’m not sure how I would feel if I choked someone to death with humor.

Full disclosure: Probably awesome.

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Mon, 28 May 2012 17:19:40 -0400

So my younger brother just discovered an exploit in Skyrim that allows him to level up by taping...

Mon, 28 May 2012 14:52:00 -0400

So my younger brother just discovered an exploit in Skyrim that allows him to level up by taping down the controller, walking off and doing something else for a few hours.

As offensive as that is by itself, he’s also somehow confused the terms “grinding” and “buffing” into a completely different word, so when I asked if I could play he said “No, my character’s still buffering”.

Clearly I have failed him as a mentor.

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Mon, 28 May 2012 13:55:25 -0400

kawaiih0re: Michael Dweck

Sun, 27 May 2012 16:22:57 -0400

kawaiih0re:

Michael Dweck

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Sun, 27 May 2012 15:35:04 -0400

The Seatbelts: Tank! (Live)

Sun, 27 May 2012 02:38:08 -0400

The Seatbelts: Tank! (Live)

corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added: Lets Not Meet is a good oneNo...

Sun, 27 May 2012 02:24:34 -0400

corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added:

Lets Not Meet is a good one
No Sleep
&&&& Serial Killers

deep net creepy pastas galore

None of these sound like things I want to check out relatively close to bed time, so for the next eight to ten hours I’m going to have to take your word for it.

corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added: i am actually obsessed with all the creepy,horror...

Sun, 27 May 2012 02:03:00 -0400

corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added:

i am actually obsessed with all the creepy,horror stuff.

I need a job omg

I didn’t know there was a lot of creepy horror stuff on reddit.

Maybe I’m not following the right subreddits.

corey-hotline: you guys…. I might be replacing tumblr with reddit. Most of the stuff I post is...

Sun, 27 May 2012 01:47:00 -0400

corey-hotline:

you guys…. I might be replacing tumblr with reddit.

Most of the stuff I post is from reddit so there’s really no difference for me any more.

So… there you have it. I have nothing more to contribute than what I find on reddit. You can all unfollow me now.

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Sun, 27 May 2012 01:44:39 -0400

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Fri, 25 May 2012 17:25:17 -0400

grrrljuice said: It’s a shit place to be………I can understand though. Some habits are hard to break....

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:24:24 -0400

grrrljuice said: It’s a shit place to be………I can understand though. Some habits are hard to break. I’m happy to listen if you want to talk

I appreciate the support, but don’t worry. That was mostly just a joke. It was maybe, like… 62% serious at worst.

Holy fuck, being a destruction mage is fun.

Fri, 25 May 2012 03:54:00 -0400

Up against a whole bunch of Forsworn opponents in a cramped little room . It’s the end of the prison break mission and I’m not about to let Madanach just walk away after all the shit he’s done, so I hit him with a spell. His posse doesn’t take it well. I’ve just gotten my equipment back, so I quite literally put on my robe and wizard hat because I’m about to buttfuck everyone in the room.

As they close in, I use a Become Ethereal shout and while immune to their attacks, I charge a Blizzard. The charge finishes just as I become tangible. One of the Forsworn swings a mace at me, begging me to completely fuck his day up. Before he connects I oblige him as I unleash my icy maelstrom of death.

Seconds later I’m stepping over a pile of frozen corpses. Some punk ass warrior picks himself up off the floor. He is the sole survivor by a single pixel of health and he’s decided not to take advantage of his remarkable luck. He charges me, so I put an ice spike through the dumb bastard’s face as I head for the door.

Fus Ro Dah, motherfuckers.

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Thu, 24 May 2012 16:29:00 -0400