Why do I find that picture of the mouse with a teddy bear both adorable and extremely unnerving?
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attracadactyl asked: Aw....Let's be lonely together!
Anonymous asked: What kind of girls do you like?
Fuck this sick.
It's Tuesday! You know what that means...
That’s right! I sit around and wait for questions no one is ever going to ask. My god why am I so lonely.
Today in the Commons they were having some kind of...
And all I could think about was how funny it would be for some southern gentleman to walk by and say “Good lawd, they lettin’ those people drive trains, nah?”
i stumble back to my apartment, my breath hot with liquor and song. it was a very good party.
bee-stings said: Oh, Kevin. Well, good thing you kept quiet then. Better stick to that routine the next time an alarm goes off. Agreed. Even my alarm clock in the morning. Just to be safe.
obladee said: You watch one too many movies, kind sir. I watch dozens of movies too many, miss. My world is a terrifying place, where everyone I know and love are nothing but potential zombies, and cars explode at the lightest touch.
broadwayanarchy said: You’re not allowed to come to horror movie night if you start thinking about life the way you think about a vampire apocalypse. You sound just like my roommates. “Get that garlic out of here, Kevin, it’s stinking up the entire apartment....
“Listening to GOP Presidential candidates talk...
Seriously, I come up with shit like that all the...
Maybe I could be a crime fiction writer. Or a really fucked up gang leader.
Jesus, am I paranoid.
So, a car alarm just went off for several minutes straight. As I’m sitting here wondering why on Earth it would take anyone this long to get up, go outside and shut the fucking thing off, this is what crosses my mind: It’s part of a gang initiation. The new recruit has to murder a person or group of people, and this is the way they pick their targets. One member sets a random car...