August 2011
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jseymourphotography said: Damn. I can only hope this isn’t about me.
How could you possibly think that?
I thought we’d already established that, one, you listen to awesome music and two, I would totally hit that.
Miss, I really wanted to fuck you...
until I checked the “music” section of your Facebook.
Seriously. I can’t tell what’s more flaccid: my dick, or the shit you listen to.
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Finally, back in Baltimore.
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certifiablymusical asked: Yep yep. Totally agree. If you look at some of the stuff she put out/performed before she was famous and changed so much, she is insanely talented. Her piano skills are amazing. I'd buy an acoustic stripped down album from her too, hands down. It's just all the stuff she does now to stand out and be more popular that drives me bonkers. If you want to be a music icon, then be known for...
broadwayanarchy said: Give up on trying to like her music. Seriously, her career has another 5 years tops before she starts making appearances on b-list celebrity vh1 shows.
See, I would be sad if that happened, because I actually like her and I want to see her do something...
certifiablymusical said: I freakin agree!!!!
Glad someone does. Honestly, I’ve said it before: If she took all her old songs and put out an acoustic album, I would snap that shit up in a heartbeat. But she won’t. No, the closest we’re going to get is this “I...
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Goddammit, Gaga.
First you take a bunch of well written songs and compress them into shitty dance tunes. Now you finally release a proper rock song, and it’s generic as fuck.
Can you please just put out a well written rock song? I want to like your music.
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crlyjffrsn said: hahahah I miss you so much
Good thing I’m gonna be seeing you in a couple of days!
So, Deus Ex is pretty much the coolest game ever....
“Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Come get some, nigga! I just jumped off a building and dragon balled the shit out of yo homies! You think you got the balls to point that little peashooter at me? You wanna be the next bitch ass nigga to taste my robot dick!? Cause guess what bitch, I got two of em in my fuckin arms and they sharp as hell cause I’m about to penetrate a mo’fucka!”
-...
So, Deus Ex is pretty much the coolest game ever.
It makes me feel like a badass robot ninja.
saxartist asked: Did you seriously call Sasha Grey "that naked chick?" Haha. Dude. Real porn career aside, she's the star of PG Porn. Remember? "I think I've got a... big tool that will do the job?" "You mean... your penis?" "NO! MY PENIS IS SOFT AND SQUISHY, THAT WOULD HURT!"
Cheney said his new book will make heads explode...
I’m guessing the title is going to be “The Best Hunting Trip Ever”.
“Femmephobia can also be seen in marketing. We have diet soda, and we have diet...”
– On Femmephobia | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via fuckyeahfeminists)
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jseymourphotography said: I suppose I could find it in my heart to forgive you.
Happy face engaged.
:D
attracadactyl asked: Yeah, just take your time with that playlist. It's not like I want to listen to it or anything. God. You are so inconsiderate.
attracadactyl asked: Well I will certainly take the higher version if you are willing to send it. I won't deny someone sending me music (Unless it's shitty music, which I doubt you really listen to)
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Joss Whedon: Feminist
Interviewer: So why do you write these strong female characters?
Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.
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“[Their issues are] anti-abortion, anti-gay rights — but they also have … the...”
– A new Christian movement that seeks to take dominion over politics, business and culture in preparation for the end times and Jesus’s return, is becoming more of a presence in American politics. On today’s Fresh Air, Rachel Tabachnick, who researches the religious right, explains its beliefs and...
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bee-stings:
EARTHQUAKE??!
I am the rocket man they talk about.
I jump from star to star, I walk it out.
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jseymourphotography said: I may steal this from you considering I’ve listened to it about 5 times in a row.
Sure thing! But don’t take that version. I had to compress it because Tumblr won’t let you upload any more than 10mb. I have a slightly higher quality one...
Sometimes I feel the only way to alleviate my boredom is to create something, or destroy something.
