June 2011
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Guys what the hell.
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May 31st
attracadactyl asked: You know, I clicked on your link expecting some great virus filled porn site.

And this is what I get.

Thanks for letting me down.
May 31st
maccaz91: Half the text posts on here are overly emotional drivel.
May 31st
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Oh hey what's that over there. →
May 31st
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bee-stings said: More like ass box, amirite?
May 31st
Anonymous asked: You have been cursed by a witch because you "looked at her funny." She gives you a choice before she curses you with a life-long curse. You will either:

1. Cum violently whenever you see children under the age of five...
2. Or be forced to listen to a quiet-but-noticeable oboe playing a C# over the staff for the rest of your life?
May 31st
My ask box is ready.
Give it to me. Hard.
May 31st
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May 31st
nevver: 1) thought 2) first draft 3) revision 4) deletion Magnificent Ruin
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That moment when you realize everything is oh so...
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paperapiary asked: Isn't it past your bedtime, Kevin?
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I don't have anything against Foxy Shazam...
but if I see this fucking Bing commercial with Unstoppable in it one more time, someone’s shit is going to get messed up.
May 17th
I don’t think the sad, or the angry, or the bitterly cold people of the world are the ones who have “small hearts”. I think they’re the people with the biggest hearts of all, hollow and cavernous, which can never be filled.
May 16th
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tocolorado asked: Sweet tracks. And I need an anonymous opinion. I think that hair bump poof things on girls are very unattractive. Do men like that..?
May 16th
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Album Review: 5.14.11
Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi: Rome Brian Burton is no stranger to the music of the spaghetti western. The genre has long influenced some of his best work, including the hit song Crazy, which contains elements from Last Man Standing, a song from Django, Prepare a Coffin. After deriving so much from it, both in sampling and style, it seems fitting that Burton might want to contribute...
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The Last Rollar Coaster You'll Ever Ride... →
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May 6th
Huh.
So I just woke up on the floor of my room, with a box of matches in my hand, drenched in a substance that smells suspiciously like gasoline. My head hurts like hell, and on closer inspection, it seems that someone carved the word “CAT”, upside down into my forehead with a very sharp object. Last night must have been fucking crazy. I’ve been drunk before, but I don’t think...
May 6th
Three Hours, Thirty Nyan Myanutes and Fourty One...
i have met the devil and he is real. repent, for the end times are coming. bring forth your poptarts and offer them to your dark lord… nyand the seventh nyangel poured out his vial nyanto the air; nyand there cnyame a great voice nyout of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done. nyamen.
May 6th
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Three Hours, Thirty Nine Minutes and Fourty One...
tried to play minecraft cat wouldnyt let me cat is not cat at all cat is shadows & dust. cat is god. cat is my god. started building giant shrynane to nyan cat proportions were not correct. canynt think straight. it told me to scrap the project was scrapped. i feel it is only fair to burn my myanecat house down in tribute. then go back to video i think those fireworks aren?t fir3works...
May 6th
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Three Hours, Thirty Nine Minutes and Fourty One...
It’s been two hours and I’m honestly frightened (jesus christ, when I first typed that it came out as “frightnyaned”). The longer the song goes on, the more I hear of the fucking song. I mean the more I hear it. You listen to this shit for two minutes, you just hear the beat and the bass and “nyan nyan nyan” but when you listen to it for two hours, two hours,...
May 6th
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Three Hours, Thirty Nine Minutes and Fourty One...
I wasn’t going to update this early, but what the fuck. The song just stopped for no reason, right around the one hour and fourty minute mark. This is fucking bullshit. The video fucking promised us three hours of this fucking song and out of nowhere, the audio cuts out? what is this, some kind of sick joke? I was really getting into this song! Like… really. Right now I’m sitting...
May 6th
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attracadactyl asked: Well, since you are on your scientific journey of the Nyan cat I’ll keep this short because I know that is very important and vital for mankind.

Oh I’m well aware there are those out there who are anti-abortion and it has nothing to do with God and I can have pretty interesting and thought-provoking debates with them about it – unfortunately, you are few and far in...
May 6th
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Three Hours, Thirty Nine Minutes and Fourty One...
I’m actually beginning to enjoy this song more than I did an hour and fifteen minutes ago. At first I was just going to turn the video on in the background, but for some reason I felt really compelled to sit and watch the video too. I think for maximum science I should take the whole thing in without any distractions. I mean, have you ever actually just sat and watched the video? Have you...
May 6th
attracadactyl asked: I went to an ask because 250 characters is not enough.

While I do agree that abortion is a topic that can be debatable, those who are pro-life tend to always bring it back to God. (Most of them). That or it’s a male politician telling me what I can and cannot do with my body and my fetus. (I should apologize ahead of time if I come across as mean. Not trying to be, but with...
May 6th
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Three Hours, Thirty Nine Minutes and Fourty One...
I think the title is somewhat self explanatory. After stumbling by an impossibly large loop of Nyan Cat on Youtube, I’ve decided to try and sit through the entire thing, playing in the background, for over three hours. In the interest of science, I’ve also decided to document my progress here. Even if this endeavor irreparably destroys my mind, hopefully future generations can look...
May 6th
jseymourphotography said: Hence why there is a separation of Church and State. Or at least is supposed to be. Same thing with abortion, I don’t give a shit if it goes against what your “God” says - they are not MY God, and therefor your beliefs do not affect what I do./rant ...
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jseymourphotography said: You’re a horrible person for doing that. Image all the work, and effort it took to think up of a different way to say, “I enjoy this image. ” And you just go and destroy all these peoples hard work. Hope you’re proud of yourself  My god…...
May 4th
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