May 2012
121 posts
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
WatchWould buy just for piano stairs.
grrrljuice said: Thank you for nearly making me choke on my pizza.
I’m not sure how I would feel if I choked someone to death with humor.
Full disclosure: Probably awesome.
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So my younger brother just discovered an exploit in Skyrim that allows him to level up by taping down the controller, walking off and doing something else for a few hours.
As offensive as that is by itself, he’s also somehow confused the terms “grinding” and “buffing” into a completely different word, so when I asked if I could play he said “No, my...
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corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added:
Lets Not Meet is a good one No Sleep &&&& Serial Killers deep net creepy pastas galore
None of these sound like things I want to check out relatively close to bed time, so for the next eight to ten hours I’m going to have to take your word for it.
corey-hotline reblogged this from you and added:
i am actually obsessed with all the creepy,horror stuff.
I need a job omg
I didn’t know there was a lot of creepy horror stuff on reddit.
Maybe I’m not following the right subreddits.
corey-hotline:
you guys…. I might be replacing tumblr with reddit.
Most of the stuff I post is from reddit so there’s really no difference for me any more.
So… there you have it. I have nothing more to contribute than what I find on reddit. You can all unfollow me now.
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grrrljuice said: It’s a shit place to be………I can understand though. Some habits are hard to break. I’m happy to listen if you want to talk
I appreciate the support, but don’t worry. That was mostly just a joke. It was maybe, like… 62% serious at worst.
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Holy fuck, being a destruction mage is fun.
Up against a whole bunch of Forsworn opponents in a cramped little room . It’s the end of the prison break mission and I’m not about to let Madanach just walk away after all the shit he’s done, so I hit him with a spell. His posse doesn’t take it well. I’ve just gotten my equipment back, so I quite literally put on my robe and wizard hat because I’m about to...
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve thought about offing myself I’d put them in bags, tie them around my feet and jump off a bridge.
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Watchfrankocean:
just at home fuckin around, no judging.
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thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
Imagine if someone rigged something like this up at umbc.
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Reblog if it's 100% okay to vent to you.
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So earlier I was playing Cards Against Humanity...
which is essentially a very fucked up version of Apples to Apples. For one of my turns to judge, the prompt was to make a haiku out of three completely different cards. This is what the winner played:
Elderly Japanese Men
Thermonuclear Explosion
Dying
My night has been made.
