spoopycreppydove:

Steal Her Look: Dee Reynolds

Ostrich: $10,000

(via schentendo)

Touch me without using your hands.

Six Word Story (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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Album Review: 9.26.14

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Thom Yorke: Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes

Thom Yorke serves up another helping of crackling glitch drums and thick bass grooves over jazzy piano chords. Somewhere in a cave, he mumblecroons lyrics that only he and his therapist can understand. There’s probably an Ondes Martenot in there somewhere.

… 9.5 out of 10.

This tastes like a pumpkin sharted into tepid water. It’s a runny pumpkin dump. It’s a dumpkin. That’s what it is.

—My sister describing her attempt to make pumpkin spice chai tea.

Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Looks like “shame”
in a body heat scan

Spider-Man

Spider-Man

Looks like “shame”

in a body heat scan

(Source: io9.com, via redshirt42)

prurient-rapture:

Why is my tumblr feed doing a dumb thing where the canvas size of the message is preset to the expanded size before the image has ever been clicked to expand it. I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, YAHOO

Mine’s doing the same thing WHAT IS THIS SHIT

thegeekcritique:

tech953:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

NICK FURRY

Regardless, the point is sound.

SEE!? This is what I’m saying!

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I feel like I also need to share that one time, my sister was pissed off after work and she screamed so hard that her bra ripped in half.

I don’t mean it unclasped. I mean it tore in half in the front. I’m pretty sure my sister is an actual Hulk.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY