and forget about them in a day or two.
Don’t worry John. That was my same reaction too.
I think the “gratuitous underwear scene” would have been more acceptable had they left this in as well. I mean, come on. Let’s be fair.
(via broadwayanarchy)
Ode to Spot - Data
“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.”
(via startrekgifs)
My sister's birthday.
Maggie:
Are you stretching or rejoicing right now?
Me:
I'm stretching so I can make room for more cake
Maggie:
More cake? That cake hasn't even been put out yet. What do you mean more cake? Were you pre-caking?
Me:
Yes. Yes I was. I was pre-caking with my faternity.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
